To quote Eugene Levy as Walter Kornbluth from SPLASH (1984), “What a week I’m having!” Only change that to, “What a YEAR we’ve had!” On a side tangent, don’t watch SPLASH on Disney+ if you want to see Daryl Hannah’s booty. Disney used CGI hair to cover the offending body part. You would think that Disney+ was owned by Instagram… But I digress! Back to “What a year we’ve had!”

Let’s re-cap: A certain filmmaker and photographer moved from Los Angeles to Portland (that would be me). We got not one but TWO Covid variants (lucky us). Movie theaters opened back up. My first movie in a theater was HITMAN’S WIFE’S BODYGUARD (I like Ryan Reynolds). Someone discovered (again, that would be me) that the good people of Oregon cannot function in snow… AT… ALL! I began collaborating with Trans Masculine models. I dropped a couple of thousand fixing up the backyard of the house… that I’m RENTING (I know! I know!). Supply chains faltered, contributing to a worldwide surge in inflation (again, lucky us). Kamala Harris became the first female and black Vice-President of the United States. Donald Trump got banned from Twitter! On a side tangent, does anyone know how to increase ones engagement on Twitter? Seriously, I’m failing on that platform. LOL! And I hate Instagram sooooo much, that flames… flames, on the side of my face… breathing… breathless… heaving breaths! But I digress!

Anyhoo… I certainly am looking forward to 2022. What’s on the docket? Let’s see: MORE models, MORE photography and MORE Nude Boys Read (obviously). Also coming, Nude Boys Read’s “brother from another mother” NUDE BOYS COOK (inspired by the incoherent ramblings of Charlie). It’s about to get sticky! Additionally, BEHIND THE SCENES videos of photoshoots are on the horizon. A pet project exploring my love for Super 8mm film will come to fruition, VINTAGE BOYS. And finally (if I can pull it off), the ART HOUSE BLUE MOVIE brand will premiere in 2022. Whew! Someone (that would be me, again) is going to be busy this year! I hope that you will join me on this adventure. 🙂

P.S. I would love to hear from you. But BOTS have forced me to disable the Comment Section of the BLOG. Another example of a few bad apples spoiling the barrel. But do feel free to email me through the website. And as always, THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT OF MY ART! 🙂